hel112570's definitions

gaise

The PC, gender-neutral, form of 'guys'.

I said bye 'gaise' in my message to the team because there are also individuals on my team who identify as female.

by hel112570 June 6, 2022

Circle Kirk

The over-the-top groupthink hero worship of Charlie Kirk.

I know political violence is unacceptable but I see no reason to have a Circle Kirk. The guy did nothing with his adult life but sow division and grift people out of their money backing his organization.

by hel112570 September 22, 2025

Chili Pussy

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.

Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.

by hel112570 July 23, 2016

Horseshitly

An adjective describing the condition where a particular system or device is designed in such a way that is manifests feelings of betrayal or disbelief in it's user, so much so that it feels like it was constructed to illicit said feelings in a purposeful manner.

Upon observing the documentation of the insurances companies API Jennifer gasped in disbelief, her inner monologue shouting "This API is designed in the most horseshitly manner I have ever seen, how in the hell do people integrate with these clowns!!???".

by hel112570 November 28, 2022

Shit Proxy

An interface, implemented by software or business process, built on a source of unmanaged and incoherent data, and acts as poorly or poorer in its behavior than if the original data source was interacted with directly.

Developer 1: This API works in the most unbelieve illogical manner.
Developer 2: What do you mean?
Developer 1: When I used the original data source it was at least possible to find the exact thing I wanted and now because this shit proxy written by morons is in the way...I can't get it to do anything because they've changed all the search parameters. It's a fucking unique ID just return the fucking data with the Id specified.

by hel112570 July 11, 2022

The Soups

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.

Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.

by hel112570 June 15, 2018

ramen girl

When you have a $100,000/yr salary, a paid off car, a mortgage that's less than $80,000,no student loans, but you still have to eat ramen your girlfriend is so financially screwed.

Hey Bill why does our friend Rob never come out to the Pub? He would but he's broke. His ramen girl drains him dry.

by hel112570 May 27, 2017