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Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.
How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.
by hel112570 August 12, 2015
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Chili Pussy

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.
Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.
by hel112570 July 23, 2016
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The Soups

A condition involving nausea,bloating,diarrhea,and general indigestion experienced after eating creamy and acidic soup, such as tomato bisque, at a restaurant. This condition can last anywhere from 8 to 48 hours,is worsened by the consumption of alcohol, but can be alleviated by a simple anti-acid supplement.
Hey man do you wanna go out tonight? No man I can't.Got the soups.
by hel112570 June 15, 2018
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Geassed

Manufacturing a winning scenario via manipulation of people and/or conditions from a seemingly unwinnable one, especially in sports, games of chance, and military conflict.
Did you see the Buckeyes come back from that 21 point deficit in the last quarter? Yeah the QB straight Geassed the other team.
by hel112570 July 2, 2019
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One Click Tyranny

A condition where the government,elites,or other power people can ruin the life of common man with the click of a button. This condition is brought on by significant technological proliferation. Examples of this proliferation include, self-driving cars, wearable devices and mass data collection by corporate entities done through the devices they sell.
Dude I messed up.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
by hel112570 November 6, 2019
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Trashelganger

A person whom resembles a celebrity in a universe where they are significantly poorer and smoke 2 packs day.
Hey Bill that girl looks like Jennifer Garner. Haha yeah except if she was addicted to meth. That's true...she's her Trashelganger.
by hel112570 June 14, 2019
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The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
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