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1: (adj.) Describes a person who uses misery as an art form, and a way of life.
2: (adj.) A person who goes out of their way to ruin everyone’s time with perpetual complaining and superseding the pain of everyone they encounter with a catastrophe of their own.
3: (adj.) Describes a cancerous attention-seeker “Bluist”.
“I can’t invite Uncle Bob to the party, since when I told him how I had a headache last time, he diagnosed himself with a terminal brain tumor. He’s the most bluistic putz I’ve ever encountered.”
Bluistic by Warren J Scott September 21, 2019
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BlisticZena 

BlisticZena is a small YouTuber who dose animations and draws. there also a gamer Furry. they are also nick named the UwU King.
BListicZena is a YT and a name for them.

blisticles 

There is a excessive amount of blisters on your balls.
Ouch! I have alot of blisticles on my balls
blisticles by KCB Words January 1, 2010
Noun,

An excellent approach shot in golf. Generally used when a shot flies directly at the pin.

Adapted from the form, "brbrbrbrb - stick 'em", which is said as a form of congratulations when a member of your golfing group hits a good shot.
That shot you hit into the green on the forth was a blumstick.

Or

after a good shot, one or several members say, "brbrbrb - stick 'em"
blumstick by Glen S. May 10, 2006

blistical 

A Vagina: half blister, half vertical. A vertical blister.
"I had my shit all deep up in that blistical"
blistical by oliver magee May 12, 2007

Blisticas 

a bad ass bitch, she so fucking sexy man. LIKE DAM
Blisticas a bad bitch
Blisticas by Blisticas December 16, 2018
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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