Blumwad 

An absolute, bonified stud, except he already has the std, all he needs is "u".

If this word is used to describe someone, he gets girls, but he's not a fuckboy or womanizer, he's a legend to all of peoplekind.

It is always capitalized when used in a sentence. Pronounced "bloom-wadd"

Yo, you know that guy over there? I think his name starts with a N? He's such a Blumwad.

Blumwad by i have the std all i need is U October 10, 2021

Bumwad

This is the name given to thin transparent tracing paper used by architects, engineers and others, mostly for sketching and overlaying.

I overlaid the lighting plan with a piece of bumwad and sketched on the lighting fixtures. Then I overlaid this on the ductwork drawing and saw where interferences occurred.

Bumwad by L.J.Moore June 11, 2008

Blumwash 

When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.

"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."

Blumwash by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 9, 2009

bumwad

1. Architects drafting paper
2. Toilet paper

the damn washroom is always out of bumwad!

bumwad by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Blumpadactyl 

A sexual act that combines a pterodactyl (see definition) and a blumpkin (see definition) i.e. everyone is shitting. In order to perform this task you must have an unusual arrangement of toilets, 2 other friends, and a skankasaurous rex (see definition).

My two buddies and I got a blumpadactyl last night. That's it.

Blumpadactyl by a doucher May 21, 2011

bumwad

Toilet paper. Bumfodder. Bumf. Arse wipe. Mountain Money.

Hey, there's no bumwad in the crapper!

bumwad by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

blumwald

a guy no one wants to be friends with; usually gets hit in the head with a ball

Person A: Oh my god, I see a ball in the air,

Person B: It hope it doesn't hit a blumwald again
Blumwald: Oh Darn! The ball hit me again!

blumwald by ogmudboner6969 January 27, 2017