Bumf

(n) One who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. One that doesn't move fast and would rather not move around.

"Why don't you come play B-BALL with us Mike?"
"Don't bother asking him, Mike is a true bumf."

"Did you hook up with Jon last night?"
"No, we started talking and he such a bumf."

by thatsme111111 October 18, 2009

BUMF

Someone That's Unattractive
Black Ugly Motha Fucka

Boo Bitch Tell That BUMF To Call Somebody Who Cares

by GhettoQueen September 24, 2016

bumf

Short for bumf-odder, or toilet paper.

I say Terence, is there any bumf in your cubicle, we're running out in here.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

bumf

Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.

Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

bumf

spam

what the fuck is this bumf in my mailbox?!?!?!?!?!?!!

by Ishkabibble August 20, 2003

bumf

bumf is just stuff. not much else to it.

such-a-thing comes with a lot of unnecessary bumf.

by <shrug> December 27, 2005

bumf

big ugly mother fucker

corey is such a bumf.

by rabbit February 6, 2005