Blumwash

When your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you're performing oral sex on her, then she pinches off a heavy turd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.

"Hey Phil, did you know that girls don't poop?"

"What the hell are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was fucking sexy."

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 9, 2009

bumwash

Less aggressive term for describing something that is generally shit and can be compared to the cleanliness of one's arse.

The Jonas Brothers' singing is fookin' bumwash!

by The Gravy Guzzler May 3, 2010

bluewashing

Covering up police brutality by the police department.

The police department is bluewashing the suspicious nature of the suspect's death.

by hikingbear April 28, 2015