blumwald

a guy no one wants to be friends with; usually gets hit in the head with a ball

Person A: Oh my god, I see a ball in the air,

Person B: It hope it doesn't hit a blumwald again
Blumwald: Oh Darn! The ball hit me again!

by ogmudboner6969 January 27, 2017

Blumwad

An absolute, bonified stud, except he already has the std, all he needs is "u".

If this word is used to describe someone, he gets girls, but he's not a fuckboy or womanizer, he's a legend to all of peoplekind.

It is always capitalized when used in a sentence. Pronounced "bloom-wadd"

Yo, you know that guy over there? I think his name starts with a N? He's such a Blumwad.

by i have the std all i need is U October 10, 2021