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blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.
word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.
word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004
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blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004
blumptank
Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.
After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.
blumptank by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008
BlumpQuake
Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.
Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.
Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake
"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"
BlumpQuake by BrisketCommander August 5, 2024
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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