Blumptuah

Giving some Hawk tuah, to someone while giving them a Blumpkin.

Hawk #1: Woah man, she gave me some good Blumptuah last night!

Hawk #2: Uhh, what's that?

by Sir Higglesworth October 1, 2024

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

blumptastic

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

by jwn February 3, 2004

blumptank

Similar to the Blumpkin (taking a dump while receiving a blowjob) except this time your shitting in the top tank of the toilet.

After we entered the restroom, we disrobed, removed the top cover on the toilet. After I paid her, the prostitue gave me a blumptank. I bet the cleaning people were impressed.

by Doctor Blumps January 22, 2008

BlumpQuake

Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.

Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake

"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"

by BrisketCommander August 5, 2024