BlumpQuake

Any problem that could occur during the act of receiving a blumpkin
Examples: Receiving a blumpkin in the airplane bathroom and the plane experiencing turbulence
Receiving a blumpkin and being bitten down on, resulting in shit flying everywhere.

Receiving a blumpkin so good that you start thrashing about, causing noises similar to an earthquake

"Dude yesterday's flight was a total BlumpQuake, Emily and I were in the airplane bathroom and the plane took a huge right turn, that shit turned into a muddy pig stall"

by BrisketCommander August 5, 2024

BlumpQueen

A woman who is exceptionally good in the dark arts of giving Blumpkins.

My wife is the ultimate blumpqueen. I finished 6 games of cornhole and I was a sweaty mess and she gave me a blumpkin like I was the world champ. It was a veritable white and brown out at the same time.

by VictorThrust March 10, 2021

blumpqueen

The act of eating out a sluts pussy as she shits her brains out into the toilet. The male or female must make sure they keep licking the sluts pussy until she is competely done pooping.

Andrew: Hey dude how'd your night go last night?

Johnny: Not too bad i gave some chick a blumpqueen!

Andrew: Damn dude im obsessed with chicks poop.

by James Frother November 5, 2012

Blumpcake

When you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.
This is similar to a Blumpkin but you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.

Hey babe,can you give me a blumpcake?

by freaky shit May 25, 2024