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Blump-kiss

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.
Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed
by USPFCMC March 8, 2023
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