Blump-kiss 

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

Blump-kiss by USPFCMC March 8, 2023

blimp kiss

the art of fellatio upon a defecator.

"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"

blimp kiss by bab October 20, 2004

blumpkinschplatt 

A blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male orgasm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, shitting.

Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.

The redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.

blumpkinschplatt by Eric Chang2 March 30, 2010

Blumpiss 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.

I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire

Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

blumpkinsneeze by djareeloa June 9, 2011

King of the Blumpkins

1. Rapper Asher Roth
2. A person who gives the most blumpkins
3. The guy or girl in your group of friends who has performed the most blow jobs on someone who is taking a dump.

Rapper Asher Roth is the self-proclaimed King of the Blumpkins as of now!
"Ash Roth be the King of the Blumpkins" - Lark On My Go Cart - Track 1 off Asleep In The Bread Aisle.

King of the Blumpkins by HaHaYoB June 6, 2009

blumpkiss 

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

blumpkiss by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014