Blum Balls
Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman
Blum Balls by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019
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intellectual blueballs
A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.
intellectual blueballs by MarkPG October 9, 2006
emotional blueballs
Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
emotional blueballs by @KO June 25, 2016
dubstep blueballs
dubstep blueballs by yolobizzil May 23, 2014
theatrical blueballs
To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
theatrical blueballs by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008
mental blueballs
The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.
Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.
mental blueballs by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010
Boardgame Blueballs
Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.
Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.
Boardgame Blueballs by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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