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An African American that dresses, acts, and takes on the persona of an italian guido. He often wears tight fitted tees, studded belts, smells strongly of axe, and loves to go clubbing and pump his fist in the air. He also watches girls inappropriately as they pass by and has an enormous amount of confidence in his appearance. Upon spending hours getting ready and working on his hair he feels really good about himself.
Wow that man is wearing a lot Armani Exchange, he must be a bluido.
Bluido by JANEDO May 7, 2009
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bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.
Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.
bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006
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bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.
Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?
bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009
A BlueDot is someone most likely to be shot or murdered in a city.... due to their sheer stupidity, intoxication, or just plain lack of commonsense of their surroundings. Most likely to happen in larger city's while on vacation/partying in large groups...becoming a BlueDot on the city's map of recent homicides.
Oh man that was a fun bachelor's party!! I thought for sure "Hammy" was going to be a BlueDot.
BlueDot by DirtybloodyUnderpants September 18, 2017

bluedouched 

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter
lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."
bluedouched by gotonull December 16, 2008
sarcastic lax bro who likes to make fun of people
Stop being such a blundo, i can't take you seriously
blundo by thekidnextdoor May 22, 2009
To love somebody to the absolute heart, Yet not as a lover.
I bludioc you Jason, I absolutely would not be able to live without you as my friend.
Bludioc by Kiknwing December 29, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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