Bluido 

An African American that dresses, acts, and takes on the persona of an italian guido. He often wears tight fitted tees, studded belts, smells strongly of axe, and loves to go clubbing and pump his fist in the air. He also watches girls inappropriately as they pass by and has an enormous amount of confidence in his appearance. Upon spending hours getting ready and working on his hair he feels really good about himself.

Wow that man is wearing a lot Armani Exchange, he must be a bluido.

Bluido by JANEDO May 7, 2009

bluedouche 

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.

Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.

bluedouche by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

BlueDot 

A BlueDot is someone most likely to be shot or murdered in a city.... due to their sheer stupidity, intoxication, or just plain lack of commonsense of their surroundings. Most likely to happen in larger city's while on vacation/partying in large groups...becoming a BlueDot on the city's map of recent homicides.

Oh man that was a fun bachelor's party!! I thought for sure "Hammy" was going to be a BlueDot.

BlueDot by DirtybloodyUnderpants September 18, 2017

bluedouched 

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter

lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."

bluedouched by gotonull December 16, 2008

blundo 

sarcastic lax bro who likes to make fun of people

Stop being such a blundo, i can't take you seriously

blundo by thekidnextdoor May 22, 2009

Bludioc 

To love somebody to the absolute heart, Yet not as a lover.

I bludioc you Jason, I absolutely would not be able to live without you as my friend.

Bludioc by Kiknwing December 29, 2009