to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.

Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

bludimir

Derivative of “blud” and the name “Vladimir”, referencing any particular individual, either with kinship or disdain.

Synonymous with blud, dawg, zawg, shnawg, bro, brother, etc.

“Bludimir really think he can eat for free”

“We have been close friends for years, he is my bludimir”

bludimir by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 18, 2023

Bluegreeners

A blue greener is a person who is a fan of Louis and Harry’s relationship but to a extreme extent

Bluegreeners shove Larry down Louis and Harry’s throat and make everything they do about them. Bluegreeners will also comment on people who are friends of Louis, Harry or any of the one direction boys and ask them if Larry is real. They will link anything the boys do to Larry and cause Harry and Louis to drift apart and never been seen together. Bluegreeners are completely different to Larries as they support both of them as individuals no matter what and don’t shove it down the two boys throats

Bluegreeners :Harry and Louis have drifted apart I wonder why that is

Larries: Because people like you shoved it down their throats.

Bluegreeners by alarriethatcanhandle June 12, 2020

Pig blug

Term coined by KSI in the sidemen eating one colour food for 24 hours challenge. It is the blug of the pig that has a distinct taste of grapefruit despite being an internal bodily fluid of a pig. Nobody knows what it is made out of but Jj and it should not be confused with "pig blood".

Josh: *has a pink glass of drink*
Vikk: I reckon it's grapefruit
JJ: I think it's uh pig blug

Pig blug by Netflix & Chilwell February 20, 2020

Bluegreenland

Bluegreenland is a state of mind that trancends borders and locations, a philosophy that takes the road less travelled, a way of living without fear and suppression, the path to freedom of mind and heart.

I was skating near the smoke stacks during my lunch break, it was all good, the wind blew the dust away and I was deep in Bluegreenland, after a while the factory guard chased me away and I figured when a shark shows up its time to paddle back to the beach, back to work, building sand castles for my boss the jellyfish, the waves will be there again tomorrow

Bluegreenland by Bluegreenlandrecords April 6, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026