Blubbert 

The annoying kid in your class who never stops trying to impress humans of the opposite gender.

That blubbert must die.

Blubbert by The Yellow Fellow November 7, 2018

blubbernaut 

A hogger; one who has sex with a fat chick; one who plays nail the whale.

Don is a blubbernaut. He did four fatties last semester.

blubbernaut by PMax February 23, 2008

blubberbutt 

blubberbutt one who is a fatass a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a fatass when profanity is unwanted and you need to watch your language

blubberbutt was so drunk he needed paramedics to get him out of bed what a pitiful site it was

blubberbutt by littlejimmie May 8, 2019

blubbery 

A that person jiggles with every waking step, revealing their oversized bodies; looks like whale fat.

Holy sh*t! that kid is so blubbery, I can feel the ground shaking.

blubbery by ETON SOUPE January 25, 2015

blubber tuck 

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants

Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".

blubber tuck by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

Blubber-Vision 

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.

My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.

Blubber-Vision by Johntoo August 22, 2009

blubber block 

When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.

Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.

blubber block by Paul Corn January 17, 2008