The king of diarrhea. An ultimate burrito so incredibly massive, so dastardly overstuffed; it’d give an area of effect attack to heart disease. Its creation is an unholy ceremony God had never intended for humanity to discover. Mankind should have never been capable of creating such a monolith of steak, rice, egg, peppers, onions, hot chips, cheese, and Tabasco. The mere consumption of such an artifact would mark your own tombstone.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!