bogritto
The king of diarrhea. An ultimate burrito so incredibly massive, so dastardly overstuffed; it’d give an area of effect attack to heart disease. Its creation is an unholy ceremony God had never intended for humanity to discover. Mankind should have never been capable of creating such a monolith of steak, rice, egg, peppers, onions, hot chips, cheese, and Tabasco. The mere consumption of such an artifact would mark your own tombstone.
“Hey Jeff, check it out!”
“Dave… what the fuck is that thing? Is it breathing?!”
“I present, the BOGRITTO!”
“Dave… what have you done?”
“Dave… what the fuck is that thing? Is it breathing?!”
“I present, the BOGRITTO!”
“Dave… what have you done?”
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