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Blownytail 

A hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. This hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.

The name, "blownytail," is a reference to two things:

A.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.

B.) a sexual act, the blowjob, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.

The degree of the effect described in "B" increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of blowjobs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
"Karen gave a very informative presentation, but I couldn't pay attention because I kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. It might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting."
Blownytail by Blownytail January 28, 2012

brownita 

derogatory for hispanic person, esp. female
Looky harr, Billy-Paul, I shot me a brownita!
brownita by Scott December 19, 2003

brownita 

offensive term for latin american people, especially mexicans.
"I kept screaming for my meds, but that damned brownita nurse is dumb as a horse."
brownita by Wunderberr December 19, 2003

Blownstalone 

(blown-sta-lone) adv. To be very dazed after a marijuana smoke session.
Hey guys sorry i was late, I am very blownstalone at the moment.
Blownstalone by DustyHaze July 18, 2009
Mucous discharge. Green Goo. Brown Phelgm.

Man with deliberately teased puffy hair.
Oh Damit I've blownit all over me.

That dude is a piece of blownit. I just coughed up a huge chunk of blownit.

I's goin to da hair dresser to get me a blownit. He looks fly wid dat blownit.
blownit by SHIPSEY January 12, 2010

Blownytail 

When you are about to give a blow job and need to put your hair up.
That girl had to put her hair in a blownytail before succ
Blownytail by andrewoneth April 29, 2019
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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