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Mucous discharge. Green Goo. Brown Phelgm.

Man with deliberately teased puffy hair.

Oh Damit I've blownit all over me.

That dude is a piece of blownit. I just coughed up a huge chunk of blownit.

I's goin to da hair dresser to get me a blownit. He looks fly wid dat blownit.

blownit by SHIPSEY January 12, 2010

Words you can keep

Blowndt

A word to describe something to be awesome, sweet, gnarly, anything that is cool at the time.

Did you go to that concert last night? That shit was blowndt!

Blowndt by RickyTRucksak July 5, 2017

Related Words

blownit • Blownita • blownuts • blownt • Blownytail • Blowritto • brownita • blownation • Blowndt • Blownin

Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts”

“Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”

Dunkin blownuts by chHAad February 7, 2021

Dunkin' Blownut

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.

"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."

Dunkin' Blownut by atforpres October 21, 2009

Blowritto

When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.

Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com

Blowritto by The kids from south jersey September 6, 2010

blownt

the act of being so blown from smoking weed, you are some sort of past tense of it.

i smoked a blunt to the dome and was so blownt.

blownt by blownt85 September 27, 2011

fuckin blownuts

A slang term for Dunkin Donuts usually concidered a negative term and used as such however, it is at times used in a neutral maner.

The idiot in fuckin blownuts forgot to give me a straw for my coffee.

I am goin to fuckin blownuts on my break you want anything?

fuckin blownuts by C7 October 19, 2006

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026