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Blownytail 

A hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. This hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.

The name, "blownytail," is a reference to two things:

A.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.

B.) a sexual act, the blowjob, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.

The degree of the effect described in "B" increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of blowjobs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
"Karen gave a very informative presentation, but I couldn't pay attention because I kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. It might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting."
Blownytail by Blownytail January 28, 2012
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Blownytail 

When you are about to give a blow job and need to put your hair up.
That girl had to put her hair in a blownytail before succ
Blownytail by andrewoneth April 29, 2019

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.
Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.
browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010
a ponytail sported by a bro. can be found on a bro who is drunk and belligerent on the streets, singing cypress hill's "hits from the bong".
Dude A: Check out the bronytail on that bro!
Dude B: Which bro?
Dude A: The one singing Cypress Hill's "Hits From The Bong"!
bronytail by Gianfilo April 24, 2008
A makeshift pony tail composed from a result of unkempt neck hairs. A reverse neck beard.
Woman 1: Did you see the wild neck hairs on that guy?
Woman 2: Yeah, that dude was sporting a full on bronytail.
bronytail by starbursting August 9, 2014
bronytail hairdoo hair bronitail
Bronytail by Drupaul January 26, 2015

bonytail 

A ponytail on a balding man. It can be viewed as a bad cross pollination between an ultimullet and a skullet. Very popular hairstyle in the 1980's.

Also, it is a species of endangered fish (Gila elegans). It is a rare minnow found in the Colorado River.

My bald old man has a bonytail down to his fatass.
bonytail by The 80's rock! June 11, 2006
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