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Blownytail 

A hairstyle for medium or long hair, generally worn by women. This hairstyle is characterized by the hair being gathered together somewhere on the parietal region of the scalp.

The name, "blownytail," is a reference to two things:

A.) another hairstyle, the ponytail, in which the hair is gathered together on the occipital region of the scalp.

B.) a sexual act, the blowjob, images of which are often evoked by the blownytail.

The degree of the effect described in "B" increases as the distance between the blownytail and the occipital region increases: blownytails worn on the top of the head do a better job evoking images of blowjobs than blownytails that are worn on the back of the head.
"Karen gave a very informative presentation, but I couldn't pay attention because I kept picturing that blownytail of hers bouncing around above my lap. It might have been a better idea to go with a ponytail in a professional setting."
Blownytail by Blownytail January 28, 2012
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Blownytail 

When you are about to give a blow job and need to put your hair up.
That girl had to put her hair in a blownytail before succ
Blownytail by andrewoneth April 29, 2019

browntailing 

When you have to poop so bad, you're browntailing.
Pull over at the next rest stop, I'm browntailing.
browntailing by db romanowski July 8, 2010
a ponytail sported by a bro. can be found on a bro who is drunk and belligerent on the streets, singing cypress hill's "hits from the bong".
Dude A: Check out the bronytail on that bro!
Dude B: Which bro?
Dude A: The one singing Cypress Hill's "Hits From The Bong"!
bronytail by Gianfilo April 24, 2008
A makeshift pony tail composed from a result of unkempt neck hairs. A reverse neck beard.
Woman 1: Did you see the wild neck hairs on that guy?
Woman 2: Yeah, that dude was sporting a full on bronytail.
bronytail by starbursting August 9, 2014
bronytail hairdoo hair bronitail
Bronytail by Drupaul January 26, 2015

bonytail 

A ponytail on a balding man. It can be viewed as a bad cross pollination between an ultimullet and a skullet. Very popular hairstyle in the 1980's.

Also, it is a species of endangered fish (Gila elegans). It is a rare minnow found in the Colorado River.

My bald old man has a bonytail down to his fatass.
bonytail by The 80's rock! June 11, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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