bowmosexual 

A person so committed to archery that relationships, family dynamics, financial issues are impacted negatively because the archery passion becomes a unifocal, pathological, obsessive pursuit.

He’s really a great guy, but his bowmosexual tendencies prevented us from growing as a couple so I left him for ever.

bowmosexual by Ofashea May 19, 2023

bowiesexual 

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

bowiesexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

bowiesexual by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

bromosexuality 

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

bromosexuality by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual 

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

bromosexual by AGBoss May 12, 2009

bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.

She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!

bonosexual by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006