A person so committed to archery that relationships, family dynamics, financial issues are impacted negatively because the archery passion becomes a unifocal, pathological, obsessive pursuit.
He’s really a great guy, but his bowmosexual tendencies prevented us from growing as a couple so I left him for ever.
by Ofashea May 19, 2023
Get the bowmosexual mug.Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012
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An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005
Get the bowiesexual mug.A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
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as in:
as in:
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bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."
by missLyma March 13, 2009
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"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."
by AGBoss May 12, 2009
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