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A crap area where the stupidest, laziest, fattest, and most unemployable residents in the West Midlands spend their entire day and universal credit cheque eating like pigs at Greggs, the Pinfold chippy, and drinking carlings at the local wetherspoons. A crucial research area for studying evolution, the residents have developed gills and webbed feet from decades of inbreeding. You will lose braincells from being within 1km of this place.
Person A: I took a bus to bloxwich and someone pissed themselves on the bus

Person B: Don't worry that's normal here, just be glad you don't live in Leamore.
Bloxwich by XxGambleMommyxX January 30, 2022

bloxwich academy 

By far the shittest school in Walsall. Teachers are wankers, lessons are dead af and drug use is allowed.

Everyone who goes here are tramps and will go nowhere in life.
Bloxwich academy, the least improved school in the country.

Blowmich 

A word created by combining "blow", "me" and "sandwich". It is said before or during oral sex when you get hungry and want a sandwich. For best results, say to a woman.
Gimme a Blowmich Bitch! I'm hungry and I need a wet dick!
Blowmich by Sens Maniac January 20, 2011
A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.
The child giggled as her father gave her a blowtch on her stomach.
Blowtch by Marasela July 25, 2007
fags give other dudes blowche the example above mine makes no sense
Blowche by sethkins October 19, 2006
A blowjob with biting. Teeth. Lots of teeth. Guys, run away from this as fast as you can. It doesn't matter how hot that girl is, your dick is worth more than that.
"So I was with this hot chick, and she was about to suck my dick, but then she talked about giving me a blowchomp or some shit like that, so I fucking jacked my shit off."
blowchomp by lessons learned March 17, 2010