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a word to describe receiving a blow job while also eating a sandwich.

How many people have ever eaten a sandwich and thought to themselves, what would make this even better. Well what beats a blow job?
Adding a blow job to your ham and cheese on wheat.

*Warning*
Do not ask to "add a blowich" while at a public sandwich shop.
Blowich by Punkglitch October 30, 2009
Words you can keep
A crap area where the stupidest, laziest, fattest, and most unemployable residents in the West Midlands spend their entire day and universal credit cheque eating like pigs at Greggs, the Pinfold chippy, and drinking carlings at the local wetherspoons. A crucial research area for studying evolution, the residents have developed gills and webbed feet from decades of inbreeding. You will lose braincells from being within 1km of this place.
Person A: I took a bus to bloxwich and someone pissed themselves on the bus

Person B: Don't worry that's normal here, just be glad you don't live in Leamore.
Bloxwich by XxGambleMommyxX January 30, 2022

bloxwich academy 

By far the shittest school in Walsall. Teachers are wankers, lessons are dead af and drug use is allowed.

Everyone who goes here are tramps and will go nowhere in life.
Bloxwich academy, the least improved school in the country.
bloxwich academy by Walsall dickheads December 11, 2019

Blowmich 

A word created by combining "blow", "me" and "sandwich". It is said before or during oral sex when you get hungry and want a sandwich. For best results, say to a woman.
Gimme a Blowmich Bitch! I'm hungry and I need a wet dick!
Blowmich by Sens Maniac January 20, 2011
A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.
The child giggled as her father gave her a blowtch on her stomach.
Blowtch by Marasela July 25, 2007
fags give other dudes blowche the example above mine makes no sense
Blowche by sethkins October 19, 2006
A blowjob with biting. Teeth. Lots of teeth. Guys, run away from this as fast as you can. It doesn't matter how hot that girl is, your dick is worth more than that.
"So I was with this hot chick, and she was about to suck my dick, but then she talked about giving me a blowchomp or some shit like that, so I fucking jacked my shit off."
blowchomp by lessons learned March 17, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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