Blowtch

A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.

The child giggled as her father gave her a blowtch on her stomach.

by Marasela July 25, 2007

blootch

A Negro , a black person, derogatory term. Used in parts of New Jersey.

One more blootch and this place would look like an audition for a Tarzan movie.

Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!

by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006

Blotch

Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.

The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Blowthor

The wind blowing 'pagan' icon being put onto the renovations to a Lubbock Highway.

Guy1: You see what those fundies did to Blowthor?
Guy2: No shit man, they smashed him up.
Guy1: Dumbasses paying for a highway then breaking it.

by Divergent Reality November 5, 2004

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

Blowche

blow job
simple as that

fags give other dudes blowche the example above mine makes no sense

by sethkins October 19, 2006

blowchomp

A blowjob with biting. Teeth. Lots of teeth. Guys, run away from this as fast as you can. It doesn't matter how hot that girl is, your dick is worth more than that.

"So I was with this hot chick, and she was about to suck my dick, but then she talked about giving me a blowchomp or some shit like that, so I fucking jacked my shit off."

by lessons learned March 17, 2010