Bloxwich

A crap area where the stupidest, laziest, fattest, and most unemployable residents in the West Midlands spend their entire day and universal credit cheque eating like pigs at Greggs, the Pinfold chippy, and drinking carlings at the local wetherspoons. A crucial research area for studying evolution, the residents have developed gills and webbed feet from decades of inbreeding. You will lose braincells from being within 1km of this place.

Person A: I took a bus to bloxwich and someone pissed themselves on the bus

Person B: Don't worry that's normal here, just be glad you don't live in Leamore.

Bloxwich by XxGambleMommyxX January 30, 2022

bloxwich academy 

By far the shittest school in Walsall. Teachers are wankers, lessons are dead af and drug use is allowed.

Everyone who goes here are tramps and will go nowhere in life.

Bloxwich academy, the least improved school in the country.

bloxwich academy by Walsall dickheads December 11, 2019

Bloxwich academy 

one of the worst schools in britain, the girls are ugly asf, the lads are stupid and people literally get kicked out for stealing haribos.

imagine going to bloxwich academy. lmao i feel sorry for you.

Bloxwich academy by waleh October 21, 2020

Blowich 

a word to describe receiving a blow job while also eating a sandwich.

How many people have ever eaten a sandwich and thought to themselves, what would make this even better. Well what beats a blow job?

Adding a blow job to your ham and cheese on wheat.

*Warning*
Do not ask to "add a blowich" while at a public sandwich shop.

Blowich by Punkglitch October 30, 2009