Blowcut

The act of receiving fellatio while getting your hair washed.

I got a great blowcut from Anne and Chris, my hair still smells good from it.

by ccsc alum April 29, 2010

blowcut

A blowjob that ends up with the girl biting you dick, giving you a cut/scarred penis.

Michael had an everlasting scar from the blowcut that slut gave him.

by Kekfjjtkf January 3, 2017

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020

bowcut

a fucked up haircut.

The people at the Hair Cuttery gave me a bowcut.

by Johnny Pot$moker December 28, 2006

3rd degree blowout

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007

Carpet Blowout

A phrase allegorious to the term "sausage-fest", only refering to women.

"Hey Becky, want to split this joint? It is such a Carpet Blowout in here"

by Sivart Ferguson February 9, 2010

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.

That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.

by Bpetro October 20, 2014