Blowcumber 

'A hollowed out cucumber with shot-gun for intamate vegtable oral'

'Who needs a bitch when you got a blowcumber!'

Blowcumber by Danny Desuza September 27, 2009

Blowvember 

An extended period of time, usually around 30 days, where a man receives an uncharacteristically high amount of fellatio. This can be a result of any number of occurrences, including, but not limited to, a woman's desire for a man to "put a ring on it", a woman's need for a new car or special vacation, a lost bet, hormonal changes, or a new relationship.

I don't know what's gotten into her, it's like Blowvember up in here.

Blowvember by mikeyJon November 3, 2011

Browcummer 

A person who can only cum when looking at eyebrows.

“I pay pay my rent from my onlyfans account where I cater to the browcummers.”

Browcummer by Toe_muncher August 22, 2022

bloodcumber 

When a woman is on her period and uses a cucumber as a masturbatory aid, it becomes a bloodcumber.

Who left the bloodcumber in the bathroom garbage?

bloodcumber by BlueLarry March 18, 2025