Blow Jo

What a girl gives a guy who calls her a Bae

My bae gave me a blow jo

by Tacet December 4, 2016

Jo-blow

Get or give head. No

Hey sweets, how bout a Jo-blow?

by Dotanairy January 23, 2020

Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).

Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015

Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Blow Jobbies

Similar to Blowjobs, Blow Jobbies is basically sucking a jobby. This act is usually preformed on a Jobby Webcam session.

Your Mum Gives Out Blow Jobbies more often than she gives out money.

by BCTC March 1, 2021

Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 26, 2017

Blow Job

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

by poncho bandit November 16, 2010