The word blounch is almost synonymous with bitch, but it's a little blounchier. Paris Hilton:Courtney Love as bitch:blounch. It's a bitch that's a little drunker. Can also be used as an adjective or as a term of endearment.
Did you see that blounch at the bar last night?" "What's up can't call a blounch?" "Quit your blounching and get your ass to the bar!
by GingerSnap83 October 29, 2010
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Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006
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by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020
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Get the Nipply Boutch mug.Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)
Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
by Joe Bone April 11, 2005
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