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One of the most disgusting-sounding words in the English language.
1 “My vision is so blotchy.”
2 “Say blotchy again and I’ll jam my thumbs into your eye sockets.”
Blotchy by GrassiestOfTheGrassy September 6, 2021
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Covered with blotches; patchy; spotted; blemished
"discoloration or blotchy skin on the legs"
blotchy by Chuletas March 1, 2014
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Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.
The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.
Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)
Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
blotch by Joe Bone April 11, 2005
1. A combination of bitchy and bossy

2. Someone who is a bossy bitch

My teacher gave me so many detentions. I thought she knew by now that she isn't the boss of me. That botchy no good piece of crap!

Once again my teacher gave me a ton of detentions. That botchy!
Botchy by Alayna27651 February 11, 2009

blue blotch 

Blue blotch was a drink the Sasquatch was drinking in Stomping Tom Conners Sasquatch song.
The Sasquatch was drinking blue blotch at the bar
blue blotch by anonymous September 14, 2021

Botchy Notches 

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.
This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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