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The word blounch is almost synonymous with bitch, but it's a little blounchier. Paris Hilton:Courtney Love as bitch:blounch. It's a bitch that's a little drunker. Can also be used as an adjective or as a term of endearment.
Did you see that blounch at the bar last night?" "What's up can't call a blounch?" "Quit your blounching and get your ass to the bar!
blounch by GingerSnap83 October 29, 2010
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An ounce of weed rolled up in one or more blunt wrappers.
Curly and I smoked this fat blounce last night, you should have been there man.
blounce by Jumpsuit July 28, 2010
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Bounch is a telecommunications and digital marketing company that helps businesses change the way they communicate with their customers.
If it wasn’t for Bounch, I wouldn’t have been able to drive more traffic to my website
Bounch by Bounch Inc. October 3, 2019

pussy blunch 

When someone has pussy for breakfast and lunch in the same day.
Bob Hope was know to go on a pussy blunch here and there because he was such a clit titan.
(see "clit titan" for explanation)
pussy blunch by Pipe Line March 13, 2008
First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.
I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.
blunch by solidgol September 19, 2012
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An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.
Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.
blunch by tbird06 April 23, 2008
When in the act of masturbating, to ejaculate with an upward thrust so hard that the semen barely misses the eye.
"Maks, what did you do last night with Gary Chelnis?"
"Yo, I blonched with Gary son! You ain't fresh azimiz!"
blonch by JP tha Don December 28, 2005
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