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A proven winner, one who is admired and idolized at the tasks he/she is peforming... basically just the man. pronounced: Bla-sir
Man, I never knew Eddie was such a Blosser on the court
Blosser by Danny Z December 29, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
one seckzy mother fucker with a huge swingin cock who likes to do the tripod in his livingroom an wave at passing by traffic
person1: man you see that ho over there?
person2: yea i fucked her one night.. bitch is such a loosy only blosser could get off in that shit
Blosser by beavis December 18, 2004
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Pulled a Blosser 

Dude I didn't go out to Oceano last night because he Pulled a Blosser
is a slang term for a rich man who offers support (typically financial and material) to a younger female companion in exchange for sex, friendship, etc.
She's on the lookout for a blesser
blesser by mchithisi May 11, 2016
A Blouser is a older, over-weight Flapper also known as a prostitute from the 1920's. A Blouser is a older woman who enjoys drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and possibly using other drugs. A very social and sometimes obnoxious socialite whom is usually outspoken and undereducated. A Blouser is seen as a lower class individual
The Drunk Blouser was very rude and obnoxious, she kept slurring her words and shouting out to strangers, she fell into a table, ripped her shirt and broke a glass.
Blouser by Science Rock Media August 19, 2013
Another word for a sugar daddy
Girl 1: OMG where did you get that MK bag?
Girl 2: My blesser bought it for me. #Blessed

Lip Blesser 

A lip blesser is when someone places their penis on someone's lip disregarding what sex the person may be
Watch out that man is a lip blesser better keep away from him.
Lip Blesser by Frc_meme May 25, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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