beavis's definitions

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

the episcopal academy

some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff

reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy

by beavis March 23, 2005

Religion

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.

It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.

by Beavis July 12, 2003

klu klux Kliff

a really gay kid who goes to episcopal and blows at baseball. He tries to talk shit to pat mullen and doesn't reallizied he would get fucked up. he looks like Beavis with acne.

Yo look at Klu Klux Kliff, what a faget

by beavis March 21, 2005

snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

by beavis March 22, 2003

ogo

a pimp ass texting device where i can tag base with my ho's. my bitches can be all up in my text while im kickin it with some other whore, an shes none the wiser.

person1: yo man check this rip right hurr.. this bitch was all up jockin my balls right when her sister be texting me like a mofo.. bitch never even knew it yo! i skeet all up on that bitch an dropped her whore ass off then met up wit her sis later on yo!

person2: rizzle?

person2: shizzle!

by beavis December 20, 2004

zeroday

post whore.

zeroday is a friggin post whore.

by beavis October 2, 2003