A dude with a long-ass tongue.....
Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue*
Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!
by CGGCrevalle November 13, 2009
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blood spitting front man
of the 70's rock band KISS,
he is known for his
6" toungue, 7" heeled monster,
or dragon, boots, and kinda sorta
maybe, being a little bit
of a sell out, kinda.
joe: who is gene simmons
frank: KISS frontman
by sparky the evil thing October 26, 2005
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When performing cunnilingus on a girl while she is on her back, you stealthily take an extra long lick without her prior knowledge and to her surprise lick her butthole.
He went down on me last night and gave me a Gene Simmons. It felt pretty good.
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Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.
by God December 12, 2004
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arguably the worlds biggest sellout/whore/asshole.
people really need to stop watching shows with gene simmons in them
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Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.
I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
by WayneDarcy September 13, 2009
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