Bloody mud

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As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

Bloody mud by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019

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bloody muddy

When you cause a womens vagina to bleed during sex, and then place your own fecal matter inside it.

Shes probably sick because i gave her a bloody muddy

bloody muddy by rittzbitch July 16, 2017

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Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.

What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.

Bloody Muddy by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022

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Mud-Blood

1. A demeaning name for those who are born into muggle families and can use magic. These people tend to be disliked by Slytherins due to Slytherins being pure-blooded and believe that only pure bloods should be able to attend Hogwarts.
2. Tend to be intelligent witches and wizards. e.g. Hermione Granger, Lilly Potter

Draco: You filthy mud-blood!
Hermione: WTF U JUST CALL ME!!!
Draco: A filthy, dirty, bluggered, MUD-BLOOD!
Hermione: Taste magic BITCH!! STUPEFY

Justin Flinchfetchly: Hey Hermione. How'd you do on that test?
Hermione: Dude I totally aced that shit! How'd you do?
Justin: ACED!!
Hermione: Fuck yea you did mud-blood!!
Justin: O hellz yea mud-blood!!

Mud-Blood by HPkid93 March 6, 2010

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Mud Blood

Violent mud diarrhea experienced next morning after drinking IPAs, mixed with asshole blood from excessive wiping.

Dude got white boy drunk shredding gnar had mud blood the next day. Bad for business.

Mud Blood by str8 outta dp September 23, 2015

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Mud Blood

Mudblood is a highly derogatory term for a Muggle-born wizard or witch. It is also a racial slur to black witches and wizards commonly known to muggles as the "N-word". Draco Malfoy is guilty of dropping the "M-word" a bunch of times in the books.

The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. ‘No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mud blood,’ he spat.

Mud Blood by Smith McCool January 4, 2019

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Blood and mud

While a female is taking a poop she starts her period.

Wife to husband: while I was taking a poop I started my period.

Husband to wife: nice, making a little blood and mud!

Blood and mud by Pa boy September 18, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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