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Bloody Dick 

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
Bloody Dick by Kalboy November 7, 2020

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman when she is on her period, and get blood all over your dick.
I had sex with a woman, and got bloody dick syndrome.
bloody dick syndrome by Rhljr December 19, 2021

bloody dick syndrome

When you have sex with a woman who is on her period, and you get blood on your dick
I had sex with a women, and got bloody dick syndrome.
bloody dick syndrome by Rhljr December 19, 2021

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.
Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.
blood dick by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

Bloody DickHole

when you cum so hard your dickhole starts to bleed and shoots red blood instead of semen
(beware it sometimes shoots so hard it hits the ceiling. will also be your most intense orgasm of all time. you will never have one like it again and it will make you miserable)
trying to recreate it tbh
Dude I had such a Bloody DickHole last night
Bloody DickHole by creameria September 24, 2020

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.
Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.
Dick Blood by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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