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Bloodcock 

A bloodcock is a specimen whose phallus has been reduced by an one eighth in size as a result of a parental unit walking in whilst being blown, having his phallus unfortunately bitten in the process. A bloodcock may find often times that his male member will become bloody when erect.
Friend 1: Dude did you fuck Christy last night?

Friend 2: No man she was giving me a blowjob and my mom walked in and she bit down on my chode. Now my cock bleeds every time I get a boner or broner.

Friend 1: Wow sounds like you have a bloodcock

Bloodtrocuted 

1; A terrible, unethical way to die.
2; A famous and amazing song by the band DethKlok.
"You've just been bloodtrocuted."
Bloodtrocuted by MDX/l7d October 7, 2007

Bloodshows 

A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.
Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows
Bloodshows by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012

bloodrocuted

When you are electrocuted and you or someone elses blood acts as the conductor. Considered by metalheads one of the most hardcore ways to die.
Jeff "I havent seen Jerry around in awhile, he was supposed to meet us at Dennies before all the waffle goths got here."

Dave "Oh you didnt hear, he got bloodrocuted in a bizzare gardening incident"

Jeff "HARDCORE"
bloodrocuted by Patty T August 24, 2007

bloodraw 

bein real, tellin a nigga the truth
this nigga thought i was jokin but i gave it to him bloodraw
bloodraw by Ghostmayne April 16, 2008

bloodclot 

a jamaican derived curse word that can sometimes be used the way as "fuck". the same can be said for bumboclot
yo!! wha de bloodclot ah go on here?!
(what the fuck is going on here?!)
bloodclot by island born May 10, 2005