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Penile Bloodletting 

Bloodletting of the penis, this involves it to soak and dry on a piece of paper to then be smoked. This is called penis blood cigarettes.
Atef - "ENGAGE THE PENILE BLOODLETTING"
Penile Bloodletting by Atef Lord November 29, 2020

Bloodletting 

1. The YUMMY act of draining blood either by wrist, neck, or other veiny part of the body. Any sharp blade will open you up nicely. Also a helpful medical tip from the Dark Ages!
2. The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!
"OOOooOoOo!! Go get a bucket and some bloodletting knives!"
Bloodletting by Bumstika December 19, 2008

Blood-Clotting 

the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment
trump was Blood-Clotting his election results.....
Blood-Clotting by Lonetasman April 13, 2021

Bloodletting 

Keeping schools open at the height of a pandemic.
We have decided that the only way forward is to keep schools open to maximize the loss of life! Fucking Awesome, this is going to be a bloodletting.
Bloodletting by Salviati January 6, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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