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Blood Sex 

A sexual act in which blood is in involved, usually orphan blood.
John: Dude, we ran out of lube the other day

Stan: So, what did you do?

John: We used orphan blood!

Stan: That's some hot blood sex, dude.
Blood Sex by randomsex November 23, 2010
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.

Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask

3. Breaking the Girl

4. Funky Monks

5. Suck My Kiss

6. I Could Have Lied

7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major

8. The Righteous & the Wicked

9. Give It Away

10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik

11. Under the Bridge

12. Naked in the Rain

13. Apache Rose Peacock

14. The Greeting Song

15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy

17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.
The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The fluid that is circulated by the heart
+
A sweet crystalline or powdered substance
+
Sexual intercourse
+
Sorcery
=
A lot of fun
The Red Hot Chili Peppers provided a lot of fun in the form of Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

Blood Test Sex 

The type of sex that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the STD status of the other person is unknown--intercourse (vaginal and anal), oral sex, ...anything that allows fluids to mingle.
"Did you fuck that girl last night?"
"Just a handjob, no blood test sex."
Blood Test Sex by The Ripper January 16, 2005

blood, sex and booze 

a hilarious green day song about sado-masichism; one of their best songs ever.
i'm in distress
oh mistress i confess
so do it one more time
these handcuffs are too tight
you know i will obey
so please don't make me beg
for blood, sex and booze you give me

bloody sex horse 

a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.
M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?

B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it

M: you disgust me
bloody sex horse by phillipine king December 7, 2009

Bloody butt sex 

When one is fucked so hard in the ass it bleeds. But that doesn't stope the anal action and one keeps going and going.
Jimmy had bloody butt sex with Sussie now she cant walk straight and has to get stitches Owe!
Bloody butt sex by Super Anal Man November 28, 2007
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-Ramifications

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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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