9 definitions by The Ripper
A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.
"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
by The Ripper April 1, 2005
Among other things, this word relates to Captain Sensible's political party. He began it as a protest that elected officials do not represent the masses and to give non-voting people an option to vote as a protest rather than avoid voting as a protest.
Disenfranchised Voter #1: I feel really BLAH about all those lying politicans and I don't feel any of them represent me so I'm not voting for any of them.
Disenfranchised Voter #2: I know what you mean--you should consider Captain Sensible's BLAH party.
Check out the Captain's own information on it at myspace.com under "thecaptainsensible"
Disenfranchised Voter #2: I know what you mean--you should consider Captain Sensible's BLAH party.
Check out the Captain's own information on it at myspace.com under "thecaptainsensible"
by The Ripper April 18, 2007
This describes the condition of the person who has been smoking marijuana and drinking alcohol--they are red, as in red in the face (from the alcohol) AND/OR red in the eyes (from the marijuana).
"After I have my breakfast blunt and my mickey, I'm red and ready for work."
"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
"I drank all the beer and did bong hits, then I was sooo red."
by The Ripper December 12, 2004
The type of sex that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the STD status of the other person is unknown--intercourse (vaginal and anal), oral sex, ...anything that allows fluids to mingle.
by The Ripper January 17, 2005
The loud volume of voice that teachers use. It's not really a yell since that indicates fear or anger--just the loud, obnoxious voice of someone accustomed to endeavouring to speak over the crowd without sounding angry. Off-duty teachers often don't know they are being too loud and coming off as bossy.
"If you're getting up, would you bring me a glass of water?"
"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."
"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."
"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."
"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."
by The Ripper November 23, 2006
Slang for a strip club (any strip club/nudie bar/"Gentlemen's Club" featuring "exotic dancers"). Personal Note: this is not the origin of my name.
by The Ripper January 6, 2005
Refers to a person, usually female, who will engage in sexual acts other than vaginal penetration of a penis. Vaginal penetration of a penis is "sex" and therefore evil--so to maintain "virginity", Roman Catholic Virgins will engage in manual, oral, anal, or anything else that isn't vaginal. Personally, I think it's a sign of serious hypocrisy.
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It's been one week since my last confession."
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***
"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
"Have you committed sins of the flesh?"
"No, I'm still a virgin."
***This penitent is lying: Manual, Oral, and Anal Sex are all SEX. It's right there in the titles!***
"I went out with this chick from St. Thomas Aquinas last night."
"Any action?"
"Hell yeah--she's Catholic so she took it up the ass! I fucking love Catholic virgins!"
by The Ripper January 9, 2005