Blonut
Blonut by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006
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Dunkin blownuts
Dunkin blownuts by chHAad February 7, 2021
blinute
blinute by timothy william d September 29, 2010
Dunkin' Blownut
Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.
"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"
"Was it cream-filled?"
"Nah, but she was a little later."
"Was it cream-filled?"
"Nah, but she was a little later."
Dunkin' Blownut by atforpres October 21, 2009
Blountstown
A small town in the pandhandle of Florida riddled with STDs and racist, ignorant, uneducated, rednecks that will discriminate you if you have even the slightest different opinion than them. The highest paying job here is drug dealing and the only thing that gets anyone excited here are football games. This place is where elders come to die and most born here will never amount to anything except for being the cashier at one of the many gas stations. All the highschool girls are thots and most of the guys are hornier than a blind lesbian at a fish market. If you are a minority and want to feel what opression was like in the 1700s come here because most citizens are decades behind.
Darnell: Aye man you want to go that football game in blountstown Friday.
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!
Blountstown by Lilsectioneightmothafucka September 21, 2018
blount handshake
Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.
Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.
blount handshake by Bongaboi September 5, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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