Blonut

the satisfaction of recieving a felacio and eating a donut simultaneously

I enjoyed my BLONUT so much, I got icing all over my face! LOL

by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006

Blonut

When a male puts his penis through an orginal glazed donut and simultaneously receives a blowjob from a female. He then ejaculates on the donut and she eats it.

Things got pretty heated on the way back from Krispy Kreme yesterday. Susan gave me a blonut. Sugar glaze everywhere.

by GrimLawts June 10, 2018

Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts”

“Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”

by chHAad February 7, 2021

blinute

the time it takes to leave, smoke a blunt, and come back

hey, were going to smoke, we'll be back in a blinute

by timothy william d September 29, 2010

Dunkin' Blownut

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.

"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."

by atforpres October 21, 2009

Blountstown

A small town in the pandhandle of Florida riddled with STDs and racist, ignorant, uneducated, rednecks that will discriminate you if you have even the slightest different opinion than them. The highest paying job here is drug dealing and the only thing that gets anyone excited here are football games. This place is where elders come to die and most born here will never amount to anything except for being the cashier at one of the many gas stations. All the highschool girls are thots and most of the guys are hornier than a blind lesbian at a fish market. If you are a minority and want to feel what opression was like in the 1700s come here because most citizens are decades behind.

Darnell: Aye man you want to go that football game in blountstown Friday.
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!

by Lilsectioneightmothafucka September 21, 2018

blount handshake

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.

Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.

by Bongaboi September 5, 2009