4 definitions by atforpres
From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.
Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."
Enrique: "Oh cool."
(later that night)
Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."
Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
Enrique: "Oh cool."
(later that night)
Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."
Alex: "Ha! You beaner."
by atforpres November 23, 2010
A code of behavior that delineates expectations for pot smoking etiquette according to contemporary conventional norms within a group of stoners.
Reggie: "Joan, you want greens?"
Chris: "I DO!"
Louis: "Dude, she didn't ask YOU? Not proper weediquette, man."
Chris: "I DO!"
Louis: "Dude, she didn't ask YOU? Not proper weediquette, man."
by atforpres February 16, 2011
A WMD, which stands for "weapon of mouth destruction," is an enormous lip full of chewing tobacco packed by a bro whilst chaying with his bros. WMDs are even bigger than gaggers --- this shit is legit.
Me and Jackson were chayin' last night and he packed a fucking WMD, dude. Filled a whole fucking Poland Spring with dipspit.
by atforpres June 1, 2011
Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.
"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"
"Was it cream-filled?"
"Nah, but she was a little later."
"Was it cream-filled?"
"Nah, but she was a little later."
by atforpres October 21, 2009