atforpres's definitions

Dunkin' Blownut

Placing your erect penis through the hole of a donut and allowing a woman to simultaneous fellate you and eat the donut.

"Dude, this chick gave me a Dunkin' Blownut last night. It was fucking sweet!"

"Was it cream-filled?"

"Nah, but she was a little later."

by atforpres October 21, 2009

Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010

Weediquette

A code of behavior that delineates expectations for pot smoking etiquette according to contemporary conventional norms within a group of stoners.

Reggie: "Joan, you want greens?"

Chris: "I DO!"

Louis: "Dude, she didn't ask YOU? Not proper weediquette, man."

by atforpres March 3, 2011

WMD

A WMD, which stands for "weapon of mouth destruction," is an enormous lip full of chewing tobacco packed by a bro whilst chaying with his bros. WMDs are even bigger than gaggers --- this shit is legit.

Me and Jackson were chayin' last night and he packed a fucking WMD, dude. Filled a whole fucking Poland Spring with dipspit.

by atforpres November 8, 2011