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Donuts similar to being done in a car, but in a boat.
Dude, my 14 foot skiff can do some sweet bonuts!
Bonuts by Forrest Andrews October 3, 2005
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Bonus Cum 

The cum that seeps out of the tip of your penis minutes or even hours after you have had an orgasm and your initial load has emptied. This in partly due to not all the cum coming out all at once; leaving your penis to have little driblets come out at later times. The cum is usually discovered when you put on your boxers and you later find that there is jizz crusted on them. Albeit, it can still be noticed when squeezing the tip of the penis only minutes after your orgasm, having some cum seep out from the pressure of the squeeze.
Adam had sex with his girlfriend earlier and hours after finishing he noticed that his boxers were lined with dried up bonus cum.
Bonus Cum by Ellohime December 27, 2014

VP bonus 

A win on a slot machine’s bonus that is 10x or less than your bet.
VP always is wishing for a hand (hair) pay, but unfortunately he usually got a VP bonus.
VP bonus by Dianenicolexox March 26, 2022

Bonus Meme

The only known way to cure depression 100% of the time.
*BONUS MEME!!!!!*
Me: *crying tears of joy*
Bonus Meme by Fann.. June 9, 2018

bonus tracks 

since a cd has a larger capacity than a vinyl record some record companies feel compelled to fill in that extra space when a classic album is re-released on cd
Bonus tracks are often alternative versions of songs already on the album or in some cases they are songs that weren't on the original release simply because they suck. Some people think bonus tracks ruin the integrity of the original recording.
bonus tracks by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Bonus Land 

The magical scenario when you wake up still highly intoxicated and or high from the night before. Neither your hangover nor the shame from last night's poor decisions have set in, and continuing to day drink seems like the best decision. Effects: extreme happiness, laughter, loss of balance
"Bonus land is my favorite land." "I hope this next shot takes me to Bonus Land and not in a stranger's bed tomorrow morning."
Bonus Land by mcpistachio February 6, 2012

bonus erectus 

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody
Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.
bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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