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The equivalent to the n word for white people
My blonkos my blonkos
blonko by Bluedevil33 August 17, 2016
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blonko • blonkoid • Blonks • blonky • Blocko • Bonko • blonkey • Blanko • Blinko • blonker
Bonkowski is a last name of polish origin & is a rare polish surname.

'Ривка красивая' 'гарний' Rivka Bonkowski.
'Is Rivka Bonkowski Polish?'

'Yes she is rare & unique'
Bonkowski by polishdoll February 22, 2022
To be caught doing something wrong or illegal by an authority figure
"Guys, we have to leave now or we'll be bonko'd !!"
Bonko'd by Dindillinder August 28, 2016
A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.
Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.
Blongo by Blongos July 16, 2019
Clunky, cumbersome, or awkward. Something that's larger than it needs to be is blonky, as is anything that should be smaller and more trim, or that has square edges that should be rounded.
Compared with transistor radios, boom boxes are very blonky.
Blonky by The Odessa Kid July 7, 2011
Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink
Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature
Blonk by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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