Any unnecessary C suite corporate job where the primary purpose is a title to stroke the ego of a Nepo baby and pay them more money than they are actually worth.

"Did you see that new boss they hired? What do they even do and why are they here?"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"

Blanko by Nip-Nop March 5, 2026

Related Words

Blanko • blanko pinko • blankola • blankophobia • Blankos Block Party • Blank Out • Blackout • blackout wednesday • Banko • blackout express

Blanko

People in bullshit C suite jobs where the primary purpose is to justify the salary and ego of a Nepo baby.
Deriving from the fact that all of these corporate wankers have the title of C - blank - O

"Did you see that new boss they hired? What do they even do and why are they here?"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"

Blanko by Nip-Nop March 5, 2026

blanko pinko

a new chicago nickname for the white russian drink. also known as a caucasion. white russians was made popular by the movie the big lebowski and a unique character named aptly the dude.

bartender: what'll you have?
patron: ill take a blanko pinko.

blanko pinko by dils5240 January 3, 2010

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

Popcorn Sex Blanket by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.

The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.

Rock Blanket by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket

Pants.

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.

Butt blanket by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026