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People in bullshit C suite jobs where the primary purpose is to justify the salary and ego of a Nepo baby.
Deriving from the fact that all of these corporate wankers have the title of C - blank - O
"Did you see that new boss they hired? What do they even do and why are they here?"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"
Blanko by Nip-Nop March 5, 2026
Any unnecessary C suite corporate job where the primary purpose is a title to stroke the ego of a Nepo baby and pay them more money than they are actually worth.
"Did you see that new boss they hired? What do they even do and why are they here?"
"Who even knows, all they do is talk about EBITDA and circle back on things, what an absolute blanko"
Blanko by Nip-Nop March 5, 2026

blanko pinko 

a new chicago nickname for the white russian drink. also known as a caucasion. white russians was made popular by the movie the big lebowski and a unique character named aptly the dude.
bartender: what'll you have?
patron: ill take a blanko pinko.
blanko pinko by dils5240 January 3, 2010

Popcorn Sex Blanket 

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.
Popcorn Sex Blanket by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019

Rock Blanket 

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.
The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.
Rock Blanket by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022

Butt blanket 

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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