Bonko'd 

To be caught doing something wrong or illegal by an authority figure

"Guys, we have to leave now or we'll be bonko'd !!"

Bonko'd by Dindillinder August 28, 2016

Benko'd 

To be defeated by a small margin.

He benko'd me at basketball by 1 point.

He benko'd my 5k run time by 5 seconds.

I got benko'd at scrabble. I lost by 2 points.

Benko'd by walcifur April 17, 2013

bongo'd 

Of Bristish origin, possibly from the southwest. The drunkest you can ever be. Ever.

Fucking hell boys, I'm bongo'd!

bongo'd by St. Ives 04 October 28, 2004

Bongo'd 

A way to talk about getting screwed

Human 1: Yo my dude, I bongo'd the Cookie Monster in my dreams last night

Human 2: Woah my good sir, that's crazy asf

Bongo'd by Dumpster Rat July 16, 2022

Bono'd 

Bono'd: The act of running into a tree whilst skiing, and dying as a result of the impact.

"Do you see the bark impressions on that guys face?" "He really Bono'd that tree."

Bono'd by Keith Garrett March 26, 2008

ali bongo'd 

having intimate relations with a work colleague, being found out and have your other half forward intimate pictures and emails around your whole workplace and customers!!

bloke 1 ; what were you doing in the store room

bloke 2 ; i ali gongo'd the bird off reception
bloke 1 ; ali bongo'd
bloke2 ; yep ali bongo'd, f**king mrs sent pictures all round the company!

ali bongo'd by alisheena July 7, 2010

bongo'd 

Taking too much Exstacy. To be bongo'd.

aww man am pure bongo'd likes.

bongo'd by Kidder February 27, 2005