Blinko

To wear sunglasses so well that you startle other people of the 21st century.

Wow, He’s such a blinko with those sunglasses on.

by Lily Pseudonym December 5, 2019

Any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain

"You should have heard this bitch scream last night when I gave her a blinko"

by Dennis May 18, 2003

Used to describe an object as tangibly or metorphorically in the process of breaking down.

The computer software that Alan designed is on the Blinko

by Padawan Lumb September 5, 2006

blinko

To act selfishly, and only in the interest of ones self.

By keeping all the pie for himself, Alan could only be described as blinko.

by WeeMacca September 5, 2006

To be moved, pushed, pulled or bounced forcefully by a crowd to loose your sense of direction or your way

Joe was blinkoed like a pinball after trying exiting the packed football stadium

by bombasutra23 February 16, 2022