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blonde on blonde 

1. Name of a Bob Dylan album.

2. An amazing duo of trance-rock
"Kite and Fly left Australia with just a guitar and a fur coat, but still made it through Paris, Berlin, and London to hook up with musican Donovan Whittemore... They remind me of an age when a girl could travel the world with nothing but a lipstick and end up in a bathtub with John Lennon writing Norwegien Wood for them."- FACE MAGAZINE
woo. blonde on blonde *sways*
blonde on blonde by megaphonium March 20, 2010

black on blonde 

A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.

The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:

singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde

See also blonde redhead
Make it a black on blonde, squire, and keep 'em coming!

A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
black on blonde by Quackenblatz March 26, 2008

A blonde on a quiz show

A phrase that means someone is very stupid.
On that spelling test i was like a blonde on a quiz show.

Black on Blonde 

When a blonde girl prefers black cock to white. It's not unusuall for the blonde to be in a gangbang when this happens.
She loved nothing better than to have 2 big black cocks penetrate her tight ass.
Black on Blonde by <insert> October 2, 2004

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH! 

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!
Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!

Bland on Blond 

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other
I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond
Bland on Blond by cheffykins August 8, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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