<insert>'s definitions

MILF

Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

How to spot a MILF:

Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.

When out shopping you can easily spot lots of hot MILFs

by <insert> January 25, 2005

Thong Shot

After performing Thong Sex the man pulls out and shoots his load over the girl's thong.

He shot his load all over her tight little thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Thong Wank

The girl takes her thong off and places it on her stomach to allow the man to wank into it.

Kath's thong got covered in jizz following a thong wank.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Thong Lick

Following a Thong Shot when the girl licks up the jizz from her thong.

She loved the taste of his jizz from her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Thong Jerk

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.

Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Exposed Thong

When a girl's thong rises above her jeans so you can clearly see the waistband above the top of her jeans.

That chick's exposed thong is so hot!

by <insert> October 1, 2004

Home Movie

Home-made porno movie.

Kath tapped herself getting fucked.

by <insert> October 1, 2004