Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
Another term for a mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
See also black on blond
See also black on blond
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde
See also blonde redhead
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde
See also blonde redhead
Make it a black on blonde, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
by Quackenblatz March 26, 2008