Definitions by Quackenblatz
skeet beaver
Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
skeet beaver by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
black on blonde
A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde
See also blonde redhead
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blonde
plural = two blacks on blonde
See also blonde redhead
Make it a black on blonde, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
A round of blacks on blonde for the table, right?
black on blonde by Quackenblatz March 26, 2008
blonde redhead
Another term for a mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
See also black on blond
See also black on blond
blonde redhead by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008
black on blond
A mixed beer drink, similar to a black and tan, comprised of Guinness floated over Stella Artois. The ratio of Guinness to Stella should be slightly higher than in a black and tan.
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
The plural form is placed on the first word, as in:
singular = black on blond
plural = two blacks on blond
See also blond redhead
Make it a black on blond, squire, and keep 'em coming!
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
A round of blacks on blond for the table, right?
black on blond by Quackenblatz March 21, 2008