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Of, or related to being a bloke.
Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.
blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007
Words you can keep
is the same as dude, bloke or a fellow
That blokey's so rad; it aint even funny
blokey by whitesin October 8, 2006
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Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.

Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"
Man 1 "Mate you smell have you been in all day wanking?"

Man 2 "Yer"

Man 1 "Your such a blokey"
blokey by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006

Blokey Bloke 

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.
Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.
Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007

blokey pants 

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
blokey pants by angel555 September 16, 2010

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!
Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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