blokey
Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.
blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007
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blokey
Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.
Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"
Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"
blokey by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006
Blokey Bloke
A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.
Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007
blokey pants
blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'
'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
blokey pants by angel555 September 16, 2010
Top Notch Bloke
One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.
Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018
Top Bloke
An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.
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