Bloked up

When you are so drunk your past the point of no return. So drunk that you are entirely incoherent.

Man, I was so bloked up last night I pissed on my desk.

Bloked up by Akamu February 5, 2017

Blowed up real good 

Canadian slang, often used dismissively or as a joke -- wow, wish that idiot would blow up real good! Originated during the 1970's in Canada by Second City cast members John Candy and Joe Flaherty. on the comedy show SCTV, a fictitious television network with it's own shows, one of them being the Farm Film Report, where two farmers discuss the latest movies and film theory - a routine parodying Siskal and Ebert. Supposedly the best part of a film is when things get "blowed up real good." They even had some celebrity guests (other cast members dressed up as Dustin Hoffman, Bernadette Peters etc) who were "blowed up real good" during special "Celebrity Blow Up" segments.

"Best part of the movie was when things blowed up," says John Candy. "For sure," replies Joe Flaherty, "they blowed up real good!...real good!!"

Blowed up real good by Canada-HS August 27, 2021

blocked up 

British slang for being high on drugs.

"That was the weirdest gig ever. The band were obviously all blocked up."

blocked up by Killthepopular October 8, 2016

Blowed up real good! 

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

Blowed up real good! by tirtle October 26, 2019

Blowed Up 

For ones cell phone to ring one after the other ,countless times in a row

sh!t son you cell phone blowed up since you left

Blowed Up by Colin A Ware July 27, 2009

blowed up 

1) Very busy, usually because to-dos weren't consolidated properly. (Used chiefly at a restaurant)
2) It can also refer to the crazy things a specific table wants you to do for them.
3) Sometimes, it can refer to other restaurant problems, like someone going crazy or something being broken.

1) "No. I'm blowed up. I have four tables now and was just double-sat. I have ten drinks to get out and two orders to put in."
2) "My table is blowed up. I just got them extra ketchup and mayo, the old guy is sending his steak back, and I have to get three refills."
3) "Don't bother Jen, she's blowed up right now."

blowed up by funshine912 February 4, 2009

Blowed Up 

This means not only to be stoned or drunk or pilled up, its a combination of one or another. This usually means to smoke weed until your mind is fucking warped and when that happens you cool yourself off with a 12 pack of beer, thusly completing the "blowed up" process. Practice this method with your friends and see what kind of interesting combinations you can come up with.

Gary: Dude I'm at Jr's gettin' blowed up. 6 percodan, 8 beers, and 4 bowls. Still standin' tall. BERNT. Don't talk shit about total!

Dillon: I'll be there in 5 minutes

Blowed Up by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010