Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

Bloke Day by hhbd January 28, 2009

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National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

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National Blake Day - December 20th: The whole day you can only speak to Blake and nobody else

Grace: “I want to speak to my friend”
Blake: “No it’s National Blake Day”
Grace: “Fine... I guess I’m stuck with you”

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September 16th is the day you have to kiss someone named Blake and if they play sports you have to kiss them twice

Emma:hey did you hear it’s National kiss Blake day
Jessie:omg I didn’t know I am going to go find a Blake to kiss right now thanks for telling me

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The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.

Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.

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It’s the day u give Blake his G-day gifts.

Gabe: aye it’s Blake’s G-day
Joe: I know, I got him his g-day gift

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On october the 1st, we bully blake, liam and will

Do you know what day it is
It's Bully Blake, Liam, Will day!!

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